Funny Bone by Daniel W. Kelly

Author:Daniel W. Kelly [Kelly, Daniel W.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781626396845
Publisher: Bold Strokes Books
Published: 2016-05-24T16:00:00+00:00

Chris & Jake: Wearing Fur on a Snowy Night

It was Friday night and I was getting ready for Jake’s arrival. Here it was, a year since we’d taken our friendship into the “bend friend” zone, and there was so much I still found hard to believe. I couldn’t believe he was straight, I couldn’t believe we were so comfortably traveling the friends-with-benefits road, I couldn’t believe he hadn’t found a new girlfriend yet, and I couldn’t believe I’d put any hopes of ever finding a boyfriend on hold for this. But that’s where we were at the night of the big blizzard.

Freshly showered, the new beard I was sporting freshly groomed (it made me feel more butch), Viagra popped, cock already hard (I wore it proudly these days when he came over), and dressed in just a T-shirt and some comfortable sweats (an excellent tool for the proud display), I answered my door.

It was always a treat seeing Jake out of his more conservative work clothes. He was wearing jeans, and under his thick suede coat, just a painted-on T-shirt of his own, his nipples visually voicing their opinion about the frigid outside temperatures. His face was bright red and coated in eight-o’clock shadow, his eyes glistened with icy tears, and he’d had his Caesar style hair buzzed around the sides to near baldness, drawing more attention to how square his head was shaped. Seriously, a real FILK: Frankenstein I’d Like to Fuck.

“Dude, it’s freezing out there, and the snow is starting to come down hard. I might be crashing on your couch tonight,” Jake said as moved into my living room, where I already had the Blu-ray player warmed up so we could watch a Jason Statham marathon. Yep, we had a shared love of Statham action films—for very different reasons.

“Not a prob,” I said, hanging his snowflake-covered coat on a stand in my entrance hall. “Sucks that it couldn’t have started this morning so work might have been closed.”

Jake was kicking off his shoes and making himself comfortable as always. “Yeah, but then we wouldn’t have gotten in your workout.”

“Yeah—drat,” I said sarcastically, which made him snicker. “You want something to drink?”

“I’ll just start with some of that natural fruit juice stuff if you’ve got any,” he said.

Of course I had it. I always had it. Ever since I’d seen him drinking it at work, I kept a bottle in my fridge for his visits. But it had been months all of a sudden since we’d had a chance to get together. I blamed the holidays. Either because our schedules were too busy, because we both felt guilty about booty calling during the family time of year, or a combination of both. I was so fricking horny at this point.

As I was hooking us up with drinks in my galley kitchen, Jake hopped his big monster muscle ass on my super clean kitchen counter. Not like he even cared that I scrubbed my place clean before his every visit, but I’d fucked him on that counter once.

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